I think the fact that this thread hasn't accidentally gotten deleted is a good reason not to kick him in the balls. If you came to my house, and suggested doing that to me, I might think of some excuse, to excuse you from further visiting, as quickly as possible.

Next people will be spilling ashtrays or going to the bathroom and looking up and reading the "We aim to please. You aim too, please" sign when they should be looking down and aiming. Soon people will be raiding the fridge, or looking under his bed for porn, or.....somebody might even sing "The Unicorn" in his living room.

How gracious of a host do you expect him to be? ;-)

Rich