Can anyone recall the lyrics for a WW2 song, called Anthony Clare.
All I recall is "There was a man called Antony Clare
Whose name was famous everywhere
Famous through all the Music Halls
As the man who could play with his balls...
For they were large balls, large balls
Balls as Heavy as Lead
With a cirtcular twist of his muscular wrist
He could swing them right over his head
tiddly om pom pom, tiddley om pom pom"
It has a great tune, and a good song to hum while talking to an politician or some other pompous arse (upon whom everyone has sat except a man).