GUEST ap of Morristown:
The introduction (which I also learned in the service) goes like this:
Once I married a tattooed lady, 'twas on a cold and wintry day.
And tattooed all around her body was a map of the U.S.A.
Each night before I'd go to sleep
I'd pull back the quilt and I'd take a peek.
(Spoken, with excitement:)
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME!
Upon her legs, was Minnesota, etc. etc. etc.
Jody Gibson
Changed from all caps. --JoeClone, 25-Jun-02.