Depending on your approach, 'O That I Had Ne'er Been married' could be useful.

O that I had ne'er been married, I wad never had nae care; Now I've gotten wife and bairns, An' they cry crowdie ever mair.

... and that's given a kick along by 'Let Not Woman E'er Complain'

Let not woman e'er complain Of inconsistancy in love; Let not woman e'er complain Fickle man is apt to rove; Look abroad through Nature's range, Nature's mighty law is change; Ladies, would it not be strange, Man should then a monster prove?

Keep looking through Rabbie's poems for what you want - he had a line for every occasion.

Bruce Cameron