Hey you guys! I'm sure it's a fine hotel! In fact, to counteract all of your slander, here's a...
30 SECOND COMMERCIAL FOR A FILTHY SPANISH HOTEL
Tune: The Addams Family Theme Song
New Words by Al Boyce 9/6/2001
It's creepy and it's pukey,
Disgusting and it's spooky,
It's all together ooky,
The Mallorca Hotel
The pool's a great big toilet
If you're smart you'd boil it
In bed, cockroaches spoil it
The Mallorca Hotel
Da-da-da-dum...SNAP,SNAP (Bugs!)
Da-da-da-dum...SNAP,SNAP (Slugs!)
Da-da-da-dum, Da-da-da-dum, Da-da-da-dum SNAP,SNAP (Drugs!)
So get some rubber suits on
And knee-high welly boots on
We'll drop some big lawsuits on
The Mallorca Hotel