This just keeps getting better. Love your story, Mick, even the new, improved version! I am trying to get my head around the imagery of standing in two inches of water in front of a condom machine. Quoi?
I was reading this thread and walked into the coffee room. Asked my fellow workers if their plural to penis was penises or penes. The responses were:
- silence - I don't even want to know how that came up. - Where do you go at night? - Who needs more than one anyway?
I once dated a guy who referred to his as The Snake. At least one of them was honest about their demeanor!