Hey, Ya'll - let's mix some of this with the WORMS and make a pot of WITCHES' BREW! GREAT, GREEN GOBS OF GREASY, GRIMY GOPHER GUTS (Words and music by Tom Glazer) Refrain: Great, Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy, Gopher Guts Mutilated Monkey Meat, Itty Bitty Birdie Feet Great, Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy, Gopher Guts And me without a spoon. Some people eat hamburger meat; While others like potatoes And some must chew their Irish stew; Along with ripe tomatoes I can't understand why in ev'ry land; They serve such peculiar dishes For wherever I go - they always say No!; When I tell them what my wish is ... I scream for: Refrain: I can pay my way in a French Cafe; Which is big and quite expensive Where the diners dine and the wine is fine; But I'm always apprehensive When the menu comes - I twiddle my thumbs; At the list of fancy dishes Caviar and steaks - champagne and cake; Is never what my wish is ... I beg for: Refrain: In the life to come - I intend to hum; This hymn to old Saint Peter I won't need much - when my harp I touch; And become a heavenly eater I won't ask for money or milk and honey; And my voice will never falter While the trumpets blare on the Golden Stair; As I stand at the Shining Altar ... I yell for: Refrain: TAG: And me without a spoon! .. YUK!
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