Steve Parkes, Welcome to the outer clique. (secret left-handed handshake)
You don't happen to have any ants about you do you? Only this Aardvark is complaining of hunger again. It tried to eat Aunt Maude this morning. Must be my accent that confused it.
John in Hull, if you get a reply which says you're NOT in the inner clique, you're very welcome to join the Outer Clique. If you can e-mail me a few pounds of ants or termites, I can almost guarantee you a position as grand panjarandum, of the Order of The Aardvark.