Kundasale

I was down in central Siri Lankan town
Feeling horny as hell, you know
When a beautiful gal waltzed by
I tried to take her there and then
But they chased me away with sticks and stones
So when I saw another beauty
I thought this time I might have a go
Still so many beauties later
I've surely got no luck
Things were getting bad now
I was pretty desperate
I saw little kitty cat, ohhh my
The kitty was looking good
I was thinking I was better
But the aching hurt me hard
I saw another kitty cat
And I finally lost control
I took that little kitty
And I could not get enough
I saw puppy down the street
Hit the alley cats 2 streets over
Ran into a pit bull, but I was on a roll
Robbed the local chocolate shop
And got me a Doberman pincher
But what more do you expect
When I'm sex-crazed, gone wild
No female whose bones I might jump
In this one monkey town
In this one monkey town