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|GUEST,Genie||Farting in Public (207* d)||RE: Farting in Public||27 Sep 01|
The story is told about Queen Victoria, I think. The Queen was showing off her stables and her prize stallions to a visiting dignitary, when one of the horses let a humongous, foul fart. The Queen, being quite dismayed, blurted out to her guest, "Oh, dear sir, I am terribly sorry!" (or words to that effect)--to which the gentleman replied "That's quite all right, Your Highness. Actually, I had thought it was the horse!