This one was a favorite, because we felt like we were really cool, saying words like "ass" (giggle, giggle) and "behind". Miss Lucy had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to heaven and The steamboat went to -- HELL-o, operator. Give me number 9. ANd if you disconnect me, I'll powder your -- BEHIND the 'fridgerator There was a piece of glass. Miss Lucy sat upon it And cut her little -- ASk me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom Zipping up their -- FLIES are in the meadow, Bees are in the grass. Miss Lucy sat upon one and It stung her little ASS!
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