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User Name	Thread Name	Subject	Posted
GUEST,MudWeasel	Help: Name my new kitten? (106* d)	RE: Help: Name my new kitten?	15 Oct 01
Sorry Jack, but I have to disagree. Unless you have written consent from the cat in question, you should NEVER capo a cat. It'll just piss the cat off, and lead to serious blood loss on your part. (Not unlike capo-ing a guitar into C# pisses off the fiddle player.) If you truly need to raise the pitch of your cat, I suggest helium. It's difficutl to pronounce, but I suggest you name the kitten "Kskskskrshrk" which is the sound a tin of catfood makes when you open it up. This is a sure way to make the cat come when called. -MudWeasel PS Paul from Hull. Capo-ing would raise the tone. If you wanted to lower the tone, you'd have to call the cat DADGAD.

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