Does anybody have all the words to a song that I fragmentarily remember as being called "BUGS"? The first verse went:
In these days of indigestion, It is often times a question As to what to eat and what to leave alone. For each microbe and baccillus Has a different way to kill us, And in time they always claim us for their own. There are germs of every kind In every food that you can find In the market or upon the bill of fair. Drinking water's just as risky As the so-called deadly whiskey, And it's often a mistake to breathe the air.
Chorus: Some little bug is going to find you someday. Some little bug will get behind you someday. Then he'll call on his bug friends And all your earthly troubles end. Some little bug is going to find you someday!