Paw had thiz ol cat whut wuz feelin poorly an so he oughta know sumpin bout heaven cuz he almos went thair! None uv tha local vet docs cud figger out whut it wuz but thiz one feller said ta give tha cat a teaspoon uv gasoline. I tol Paw it wuz rite stupid but Paw dint know whut elze ta do so he give it the gasoline. Well I tell ya that ol pussy perked rite up and started runnin all over the place. He ran upstairz an downstairz an all over the chairz an sofa an ran across tha floor doin little circles an then he run rite up the drapes an across tha curtain rod but then he stopped an fell ta tha floor. I figgered that wuz it an tha ol cat wuz ded but az it turnt out he wuz jus outta gas.

CLETUS