Funny, he always speaks so highly of you, 'spaw.
Why only the other day he said:
"Now take 'spaw for example. He's an ungrateful, hypocritical, bovine, maggot-ridden tub of guts given to egg-sucking, ass-kissing, back-biting and fart bubble biting. But, apart from that he's highly effective laxative for the Mudcat which often needs a monumental dose of exlax or a fleet enema or a high colonic of major caliber. Without him the shit would back up around here and we'd all f**king explode."
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