I'm freakin' dyin' heah!!
" Snots are everywhere man, snots are everywhere"!
Sonja, that was so fine!
Dharmabum, testicles incubatin'
A freakin scream I'm awaitin'.
And thank you Aine, Blush blush, gush gush,
Gimme a pat right on me tush!
Master Macaw
Two-thousand and one bein' the date of the year
All the parrothead smugglers sure did appear
To win the great prize and bear it awah
Nevar countin' on Johann and Master McCaw
I'm sure that young Buffet he sure would approve
If snakes and young parakeets you wish to move
Just fly down to Belen and fill up your craw
And don't give a thought to young Master McCaw
I'm lovin' bejesus the danger so near
And the stewardess eyes me as if I were queer
It's true they been peckin' me testicles raw
But I'll soon turn a profit on Master McCaw
Now in South America anything goes
You can run all around with birds in your clothes
But back in 'ol Austria, there is one flaw
" The colors will blind them" says Master McCaw
Now down by the 'Copa they gave me a knock
Imagine me fear as they fingered me frock
Please help me 'ol mudcatters, help me 'ol Spaw
They're slappin' the cuffs on 'ol Master McCaw
As they poked me and probed for their illegal smile
I was laughin' and cussin' at them all the while
For they'll never besmirch me or make me say "draw"
" I'll tarnish their laurels" says Master McCaw.
Clifton