My Old man.......Council flat
He looks a proper nana in his great big hobnail boots,
He's got such a job to pull them up that he calls them daisy roots.

Isay, I say, I say,
my dustbin's full of toadstools.
How d'you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.

Some folks give tips at Christmas and others they forget
So when my old man collects their bins he spills some on the step,
One old man got nasty and to the council wrote,
Next time my old man went round there he punched him up the throat.

There is more, but that's a start anyway.