Well well well!

So THIS is what you guys REALLY discuss in these guitar threads. Rick's right about one thing though, I normally wouldn't dial into something like this......UNLESS I heard him laughing maniacally at something while I was doing the dishes. I asked "what's so funny"? His reply of "nuthin", piqued my interest so I just looked at the threads he'd posted to in the last couple of days and found it. I figured he'd never let someone 'top' him when it came to (his idea of) witty retorts, but I see that you've left EVERYONE speechless Pat.

Well I DON'T own twenty five bras, and at a puny 34 D, they hardly cost as much as a Porsche!

But he's right about one thing (Rick, surprisingly), I DO know all his tricks. Whenever he starts (oh so subtley) whining about "What went wrong with the sound system on last night's gig?" I know that he's eventually going to blame it on his current guitar and that's a prelude to a new round of "Geez, if I could ONLY find a guitar that sounds like a Martin and plays like a Gibson......whine, whine." Apparently the Larrivee he's been so shamelessly flogging at you Fort fits that bill. Or maybe not. Maybe it's just his 'time of the month'!

Oh darn it, time to go wash his ONE pair of jockey shorts. I wish he'd get a second pair, but they don't sell them at the 12th Fret.

Right on Karen and Suzette!

Heather