HO HO HO HO

There was a jolly Santa down New Zealand way O
His bosses said " we hope you understand,
Keep this in mind as you as you go through the day O
Santa you must stick with corporate plan"

They told him NO NO NO NO you can't HO HO NO MO
In simple terms YO HO gotta GO
Please Santa please, this HO HO HO you must cease,
HO NO MO, NO MO HO, HO NO MO

A darlin' little girl jumped up in Santa's lap O
It seemed that she was wise beyond her years
" Why NO HO HO HO, just like a thunderclap O"?
" My dear it seems it's too much for your ears"

They told me NO NO NO please don't HO HO NO MO
In other words YO HO you must stow
Jolly St. Nick O you must drop it right quick
SO YO NO MO HO HO HO, HO HO NO MO

Santa was upset but he complied and say O
" The next thing they'll be changing is my suit,
If it weren't for the kids, and for Christmas Day O
I'd show them all the stiff end of my boot"

Imagine NO HO HO HO, you can't HO HO NO MO
Santa he was feeling SO PO
It ain't worth any dough, to mess with Santa's M.O.
NO MO HO, HO NO MO, NO MO HO
NO MO HO, HO NO MO, NO MO HO

Clifton