Bravo one and all!! Great guffaws and giblet gongers!!

The North Pole Goons
( The Green Berets)

Brave young men, with balls of brass
Tough mean dudes, guard Santa's ass
Hard as steel, crazy as loons
Those nasty thugs, called The North Pole Goons

Santa's safety, they insure
Heads on straight, and hearts so pure
No better men, in many moons
Those rough hombres, called The North Pole Goons

Body armor, Uzis hid
A detriment, to any kid
Life is not, a big cartoon
Don't screw around, with The North Pole Goons

If some child, should dare invade
Santa's debt, is fast repaid
And that child, will leave real soon
You cannot test, The North Pole Goons

So don't be surly, don't be weird
And do not reach, for Santa's beard
For they'll leave, your health in ruins
Those fighting men, called The North Pole Goons

Just be happy, act real nice
I would say, it's good advice
Just take this word, from 'ol Cliff-tunes
Don't mess around, with The North Pole Goons

Clifton