Look for a new girlfriend before you replace the glasses. Your chances of success are higher as they all look good with blurred vision. You reckon you've got bad luck? If it was raining nymphomaniacs I'd get washed down the gutter with a tranvestite !
JG/FME ( 2 ex-wives and who lost his brand new spectacles on the banks of Sydney harbour whilst watching the new years eve fireworks display.
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