Some lyrics penned to the tune "Whiskey in the Jar" about a recent experience. Fifty-six in a Forty Zone by Dean Paulson tune: Whiskey in the Jar As I was driving over Legacy Drive in Plano I met with officer Johnson and his radar he was shooting. I first produced my license, and then my insurance, he said "Why you drive so fast? Do you know how fast you're going? "Fifty-six in a forty zone." You surely dont drive slow You surely dont drive slow Fifty-six in a forty zone. I called upon the courthouse to enquire about my ticket I stood in line forever with the hope they would dismiss it. How quickly then they told about defensive driving they said "You can sign up for a class and then we will discharge it. "But only if you pass." I surely dont drive slow I surely dont drive slow Fifty-six in a forty zone. So I went into the classroom for to take my lesson, It was drivers ed all over without the gory pictures. I listened to the teacher, while fighting off a slumber and when the final test came 'round I hoped I had the number to muster a passing grade. I surely should drive slow I surely should drive slow Thirty-six in a forty zone. So once more I am driving over Legacy Drive in Plano thinking about the class I took and how much I remember. But my foot is getting heavy, and my speed is increasing, and to meet with Officer Johnson again it sure would not be pleasing. Fifty-six in a forty zone. I surely wont drive slow I surely wont drive slow Fifty-six in a forty zone.
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