That's okay Mothglitter and no, I don't have shark teeth on anything.
An interesting aside on shark. In our fish & chip shops here the most popular choice of fish is Flake. This is the name we give to shark, possibly to alleviate people's sensibilities. So, the shark eat us and we eat them, what a deal! Maybe Prince Harry should have stuck with fish & chips.
Yeah, we refer to our bushies as hicks & rednecks. Generally rednecks when the issue is political.
I thought you fellers wwere referred to as Okies.