Anyone for a "hedge roll"? (This is a rhetorical question.) Also came up with "hell gored."

My real name yielded a recipe for "claret corn eel," which isn't very appealing, and an "electron lacer."

Adding my middle name, I got lots of interesting things, including the earthlike tenor Clarence, an anchorite claret kneeler, and the pseudonym I'll use if I ever decide to write trashy novels: Henrietta Lenore Cackler. (Thank heaven that's nothing like my real name!)

Incidentally, I left out a myriad of combinations using the word "rectal", thinking that might prove too difficult to resist for some here.