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gatyamgal The Sears catalog men's underwear model (43) Lyr Add: THE MAN ON PAGE 602 21 Jan 02


Thank you for the responses. This sure brought back a lot of memories. My dad was working for Sears at the time. I was only 19 at the time. I can now appreciate why it was such a stir.

I have taken the time to transcribe the lyrics.

Here they are.

The Man on Page 602
Sung by Zoot Fenster

(background singers)
Look and see you'll agree
He's got personality
(singer)
Hey...
Have you heard the latest story
That's bringing on the smiles?
It has caused some blushin' laughter (heehee)
Some anger for a while.
For those who shop by mail
For all their family clothes
In the Fall and winter Catalog
More than fashion is exposed. (yeah...)

In the Fall and winter Catalog
On page six hundred two,
I see this advertisement
That makes me come unglued
The pictures got me out of sorts
Cause I don't understand
Are they advertising boxer shorts
Or are they trying to sell the man???
I don't know...

I'd send them all my money
If I could make a wish come true
I just wish I was that man on page 602

(background singers)
Look and see you'll agree
He's got personality

(singer)
Ya know... when these wish books were delivered
Anxious people start to look
And when they price them there boxer shorts
They suddenly get shook
Some say it's all in error,
Some say... all in fun.
(background singers) He could be tarred and feathered
(singer) Or maybe even hung.

In the Fall and winter Catalog
Or the wish book so it's call
In my mind there's no question
Of what I'd like most of all
I'd send them all my money
If it would make a wish come true
I just wish I was that man on page 602
Yeah, I just wish I was that man on page 602


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---Jeff (PA)---


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