Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel
Attorneys-At-Law
1-800-LAW SUIT

Mssrs. Fielding, Lane, and Marum,

As the legal representatives of the NALALGFG, I am posting this here as well as sending it by certified mail in the hopes that you will take this as a serious warning and not cause other steps to be taken. Specifically, Mr. Lane, having a deep background in Unions, will respect our client's wishes in this matter. The NALALGFG boasts a membership of over 6827 members in North America and pursuant to statements made here, we have put you on our "Watch" list. A restraining order has not been issued at this time, but we have paid off advised judges in both the United States and Canada of your possible intent and be assured they will act quickly to issue any injunctions or orders that may become necessary.

Should any of you act upon our membership in any way regardless of circumstance you will be held liable and both criminal and civil litigation will follow. I hope this is clear to you and you will see the seriousness with which we take threats made against the NALALGFG membership. It is my most fervent hope that this letter will be enough and we can consider the matter closed.

Regards,

Rufus T. Flywheel Legal Representative---NALALGFG
North American Leprechaun And Little Green Fuckers Guild