Completely agree with the term abortion to describe Advance Australia Fair. I detest it so much I won't even learn the words, some of which are are so outdated that our young people have to look up a dictionary to determine their meaning. The song stirs so little passion in me that I don't even stand when its played. this gets some hostile stares but what the heck.
Quite some time ago we achieved ZPG ( we forgot how to screw ) an now we have an ageing, and extremely conservative, block of voters. Hence that god awful shit song and why we still have a constitutional monarchy and not a republic.
I always thought God Save The Queen was okay because I'm a fan of Freddie Mercury. Seriously though, there are 2 or 3 much better songs, including Waltz. Matilda.
And don't forget the rotary clothes hoist, and Milo, and a machine gun that can fire a hundred thousand bullets in a millisecond, and the stump-jump plough, and the .....
Nicole, that's why I added the boomerang & didgeredoo.