Dear Ms. alison,
I would like to point out to you that as a fine Irish lass, it would behoove you to ignore the lame attempts of Mr. Lane as he is on the "Watch" list of the the North American Leprechaun And Little Green Fuckers Guild for eating the ass out of a leprechaun, all of his protestations to the contrary. My firm represents the NALALGF and we would advise you not associate with this individual.
I would also like to say that I have found this Catspaw person to be a stellar individual and worthy of your time and communications. Unlike Mr. Lane he is eminently trustworthy and would, I'm sure, sign an affadavit to the effect that he would restrict his ass eating to you alone should you so desire.
Best Regards,
Rufus T. Flywheel