Miztur Anahootz, I wuzza wundrin thet sinz yall seem ta no a lot about thizzeer stuff and me an Paw an Buford an the Reg Boyz aint never et no fish eggs iffen ya cud mebbee splain how thet stuff cud hep uz with our pissin. We drink a lot of Iron City an I tell ya itz a rite strange piss whut comes out after we had us a few.

Now you sed thet thiz cavvyar iz a pissing delicacy and I wuzza thinkin thet iffen we et ourselvz a big mess uv it like we do with collards iffen ittid make uz have a little nicer an purty smellin whizz? I tell ya it gitz rite embearsin when we playz Sink the Cheerios an the paint peelz offen the wallz uv Spaws bathroom.

Ya reckon ya cud hep us out heer?

CLETUS