Ah Jaysus this is great! "Westlife" are only after doin' a fockin great a cappella version of "Dearg Doom". Only beltin', it was!

Now I'm goin' to do another funny song for yez

"Don't forget your fiddle if you go to Portydown
Don't forget your groundsheet, else you're sleeping on the ground
Which isn't very pleasant when the rain is tippin' down
Fal-dee-deedle-do

Pity oul' Phil Lynott wasn't with us at Drumcree
Beltin' out "The Rocker" and crooning "Rosalie"
He'd be chattin' up Sinead and soon he'd have her on his knee
Fal-da-deedle-do

And poor oul' Rory Gallagher, he'd have loved to have a strum
Him and Noel Redding, wi' Ringo on the drums
Joining in on vocals, my main man Pecker Dunne
Deedle-eedle-do

Where is Terry Wogan, let's have him for MC
Him and oul' Gay Byrne and from the UTV
Let's have Gerry Kelly – he looks like one of we
Deedle-all-de-day

He's a big oul' hairy bugger with a belly big and round
He's as fat as Eamonn Holmes, begod, although maybe pound for pound
More talent in Gerry Kelly would probably be found
Dal-the-deedle-do"