Thanks very much there, boys and girls.

Jaysus ... I'm surprised I'm still goin' at it this long!

Anyways ... I'll do you a wee one now that I used to sing in the bath to the tune of "Long Way From Here To Clare".

There was 3 that shared a bed, me and Holmes and Gino
One on either side and me squeezed in between-o
And I hope that the buggers don't turn round, round, round
I'd be smothered before I'd make a sound
I hope they both lie still
If they spin I'm fuckin killed
And I won't get to sing in Portydown

One day Eamonn Holmes bumped into Gerry Kelly
They hate each other's guts, like all rivals off the telly
And Kelly says "By God you're getting stout, stout, stout
Thon gut of yours is fairly stickin' out
You used to be quite lean
Now I'd need a big wide screen
To see you when you're flapping your oul' mouth"