Rufus T. Flywheel
Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel
1-800-SCREWEM
I am posting this letter and forwarding it also to the homes of Mssrs. Lane and Marum.
We here at Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel have been notified of the attack in Missouri and Mr. O'Toole is indeed a member of longstanding with the North American Leprechaun and Little Green Fuckers Guild. As the legal representatives of the NALALGFG we have discussed the situation with the Farmington Police and at this time we have no evidence that Mr. Marum was involved but the probability is certainly there. Farmington authorities will attempt to locate Mr. Marum and should he be found guilty of this heinous act, a lawsuit will follow.
Regards,
Rufus T. Flywheel