i am not as flatulent as everyone makes me out to be! although i do have my moments, in the same way that JeZeBeL was the other night when she and cat woke me up when cat got in from work.this is at 4.30 in the morning.anyroad,they woke me up and JeZ proceeded to let rip an absolutely enormous fart! gandalf heard this one,as did most of the neighbourhood, and on behalf of my cat,i would like to say even by his high standards,he was disgusted!maybe i should start up another thread,flatulent housemate No.2!
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