I'm reminded of a declamation someone used to say sometimes ("declamation" well, it's too short for a monologue, and it isn't really a joke...):
"Shit!" said the King.And since in those days, the King's word was law, a nation strained as one.
I was looking through that timewarp archive, and what struck me was - I wonder what the people who like to sign in as just GUEST did in those days. I mean you'd have thought they'd have clocked in without any name at all - but there just don't seem to be anybody who did that, that so far as I could see.