this is a kinda old one that used to be one of my favorites like 3 years ago. this is all i can remember.

apon the moon there is a little ? house where a man lived, with his dog, moon dog. hed take a bucket and hed go collect the cheese that hed sell to the people on the earth for sandwiches. and hed get so lonely cause his gardens full of rocks hed go on picnics and hed bring them beer and talk to them he said rocks id love to love you but your just to sedementary and besides all that im in love with an anthropoid girl.

and there were more verses about him living on a island and growing humus and such.

any help is appreciated thanks