BE SURE TO TELL YOUR DOCTOR

The local news shows this week's co-eds
being rounded up by police.
As a cop puffs on his cigarette
his partner shows the bong.
Catch phrases are rattled off
not a word of careers now gone.

The news cuts to a commercial.
Blissinol is blessed in song.
"Take our pill you can't go wrong
If you are socially shy
Swallow it down it won't take long
You won't even question why."

A list of disgusting side effects
is followed by
"Tell your Dr. about Blissinol
If you're on Whyworryex or Forgetitall
you may not see the hypocrisy.
Take a moment and you might see

Millions are in prisons,
police fortunes are made.
The biggest dealer wins,
the vast psycho drug trade.
The war between Drug Co. and herbs
is knocking at your door.

Now don't forget these sing song words
In convenient capsule form.
Be sure to tell your doctor.
And continue to inform.

by Don Hakman c 2002