Music do got sum reel power an thets a fact! Thair wuz thiz one time wen Paw, Buford, an tha Reg boys wuz out lookin fer me an thay trailt me all over tha place. Yasee I wuz a part uv a crazed tiple an noseflute band that had bin traint ta overthrow the gubmint by playin tha Oscar Meyer wienie ditty. I hed bin sent ta the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed after I spent 3 dayz watchin Hamsterdance an the NYCFTTS wuz a CIA trainin center whair thay formt theezeer crazed tiple bandz. We wuz purty good too cuz we wuz tha reeson thet Libby Dole dint run fer President. We playt it over an over beneeth ol' Bob's bedroom windur an it got ta him reel gud cuz tha next thang ya new he wuz runnin thru Rock Creek Park in hiz flappin boxers screamin', "I got WOOD!!! Itz a WOODY!!!" Whal, I tel ya thet embarassed Libby plum ta death an she dropt out uv the race. She wuz rite happy tho senz it cured hiz problemz an he dint need no more Viagra. So yassee music kin even cure you iffen you got a disfuntional erectile.

CLETUS