This is funny. I read about Polygamy Porter awhile back in the Denver Post. At that time they were trying to prevent the beer from being sold in bars during the Olympics. The powers that be had billboards removed etc.

While I applaud Greg Schrif's ingenuity, and agree 100% with his philosophy, his prices seem ridiculous to me. On the website, it costs fifteen bucks a six-pack. If the beer is "flying off the shelves", as he states, this is a real marketing coup.

I'll bet it's seven or eight bucks in the liquor stores. I haven't seen Polygymy Porter here yet, but since Utah borders Colorado, it'd probably be just as cheap to drive to Utah and buy the beer than to order it online.

Polygamy Porter, just over the border,
You've ruined the Olympics
Don't you see,

The judges, (now drunk)
Had conceivably thunk,
That the Gold should be split among many.

But I'll take my Fat Tire,
It goes down so smooth,
Brewed right up the road in Fort Collins,
I can't get to Utah, my starter has stalled,
And my bearings were last seen in Rawlins


(I just think it's funny, that out of all the places in the world where the Olympics could have been held, Utah is where two Gold Medals were awarded. Now can we get back to worrying about Clinton's dick)? Thanks, BlueJay