Some of my favorites:

"Always take the best from life Not treat it as a curse but embrace it as you would a wife for better or for worse Life at it's best is but a jest like a weary winter's day so while we're here with our friends so dear we'll drive dull cares away" ~Dull Cares

"Then I met a stanger man set a trap with an iron box he baited it with his children and he left it upon the rocks

The very next morn the trap was sprung and the man grabbed the box with glee shouted how he'd caught happiness but that box seemed empty to me yes that box felt empty to me" ~Chasing Happiness by George Rathbone

"For every day you're in this place you're two days nearer death" ~The Chemical Workers song

"This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend The end

It hurts to set you free But you'll never follow me The end of laughter and soft life The end of nights we tried to die This is the end" ~The End by the Doors (Ok, not traditional, but what can I say, I'm a sucker for the Doors)

"And the next thing I see in the port by the bay is an old man on crutches and he says to me 'I fear for me life I'll be hit by a car woncha help me across to the Celtic Knot bar?' After drinking a sip o' that cider so sweet he threw down his crutches and danced in the street!"