This one gave me a giggle!
My singing teacher has just given me "You'll Never Walk Alone" as one of the next songs to study. I laughed & said it made me think of footballers, but she drew herself regally up to her considerable height and remarked that she certainly didn't - then stated forcefully that "it was OURS first!!". She also claimed that footballers never sing it all the way through - however I have an aweful suspicion that they do.....
The colleage that sits opposite me at work complains about other peoples' stupid tunes on their mobile phones, however, he is an avid Liverpool FC fan & guess what his phone plays.........

Cheers for the giggle

Kris