more potty-humor *musical* content:
From an old album by Firesign Theater, can't remeber which one - there was a "commercial" for "Loosener's Castor Oiul Flakes" ....I can't remember the spoken patter but the jingle was:
Oooooh .. It ain't no use if you ain't got the boost
The boost you get from Loosener's
[spoken over outro: "The all-weather Breakfast Cereal"]
If the thread isn't enough for ya, go to your video store and rent "The Road to Wellville", at least it has Robin Williams in it.
Sir Art already snagged the rimshot award for my intended > with friends like these, who needs ....