This gal had been married for a few years, and she was getting fed up with her husband's complete lack of interest in sex. She decided she was going to do something about it, once and for all. She remembered having seen some crotchless panties in a lingerie store awhile back, and thought maybe they'd do the trick. So she went and bought herself a pair. One night, she was feeling particularly amorous, and her husband was in front of the TV as usual, oblivious to everything else. She went and took a shower, got all freshened up and pretty, put on her crotchless panties, sauntered into the livingroom and got between her husband and the TV. She put her foot up on the arm of his chair, leaving everything to view, and said, "Want some of this, tiger?" He said, "Are you kiddin' me? Look what it did to your underwear!"