Someone sent me the lyrics to this song awhile back...I can't find them now - I print out too much stuff. But I'm nearly positive the line was "the tortoise boy is no mon ami" which kind of means the same thing I guess.

I can see where it might be about an abortion. Didn't think of that before. That crocodile thing is interesting too...and why DO these things never apply to men of course?? Or is that a whole nother thread? :o)

And lest I forget, Janice, it sounds like she gave him more than a shilling! :o)

Annie