I see, you mean the items mentioned are more in a "supporting role" useful but secondary to the "main event" (so to speak)?
One day at lunch a several guys were engaged in a little friendly bragging about their sexual prowess and the dimen- sions of their members. First one, then the next would add his own exaggerations until the whole thing became quite ridiculous.

Then Artie said matter of factly "mine's about four inches." There was stunned silence before one of the guys said, "Art, you're kidding right?"

"Not at all, four inches." He said, with perfect sincerity. "You know, some women like it."

We all sat in embarrassed silence until Artie continued, "Of course, others complain it's just too wide."

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks. He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of home-made soup, home-made muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the store and buy him some food. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes? He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm starving."