Rick ...
If you want to know the truth, I'd sooner have had a houl' with Gene Simmons from thon heavy metal group, KISS!
Not that I'm a homosexualist, or anything like that. Fair play if that's the river you're fishin' in ... but I'm casting my lines in the oul' River Straight-as-a-dye, y'know what I mane?
Anyway, lovely looking woman an' all as she was, she was a bit slow on drappin' the han'!
Gi' me a good oul' coort up the side wall of the Carngrove with some half-cut hussy from Killicomaine any day!