Herga Kitty,

Which one of us Black Jokers did you learn it from? I don't think I ever bothered getting all of the words to that song, so I don't think it was me.

That was a fun tour. The Brits were wearing tricornered hats, while the Yanks were wearing bowlers. We danced in front of Westminster Abbey, and the police didn't allow us to bag because the Queen was inside. She finally came out and drove past us, waving from her car as I was doing split capers, so I can now honestly say that I've danced before the Queen. (I can also honestly say that I stopped by Althorp for tea and a chat with the Earl of Spencer, but that's another deliberately misleading story.)

The song that we collected while in England was a parody of Lord Of The Dance about Morris dancing. ("Dance, dance, when I give the word, never mind the people who say we look absurd ...") Are you familiar with that one?

Jacob