When I get gas I normally stay away from people, I take a few antacid tablets and avoid fibrous food for a few days so the condition doesn't continue.
It's petrol me dears gas is something you get after a bean feast.
Beans beans
Good for your heart
The more you eat
The more you fart
PArdon me for being so rude
It was not me it was my food
It just popped up to say "hallo"
And now it's gone back down below
If it was below my heart
Then it would have been a fart
bang goes my resolution to use clean language!!