Mise Dan McCann Funnier am I than Frank Carson Great is my glory I who dwell on the Bann's fair banks Great is my shame I perform my ablutions in a cooking vessel Mise Dan McCann Wee-er am I than Willie Carson (NB there is a prize of a clipe o' Yellow Leg, a hape of dulse and a sloat of Bailey's - as donated by everybody's favourite wobbly-arsed stage-Oirish broth of a boyo, Eamonn Holmes - to the first mudcatter who knows what in the name of Jaysus this wee piece is about!)
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