Corries parody:

We got married last Friday,
I thought it was my day,
When they were gone, we were alone,
Side by side.

We got ready for bed, then.
I nearly dropped dead when,
Her false teeth and hair she laid on the chair,
Side by side.

Then to my amazement,
Her little glass eye so small,
Her arms and legs beside them,
She laid on the chair by the wall.

Now me and my baby have parted,
We had only just started.
Now I sleep on the chair, 'cos there's more of her there
-Side by side.