It's nice to sit down when you're 94, down by the kitchen fire,
And think of the times you used to have and the girls that you admire,
But a farmer's life's a healthy life and I feel as good as new,
And I’ll bet a bob you'll be surprised at what I’ll tell to you.

CHORUS: I’m 94 this mornin'. I am 94 today.
I’m not so young as I used to be. I’m getting old and grey,
But my heart is young and I’m fond of fun and I’m very proud to say
I'm getting married on Thursday, though I’m 94 today.

Of course down in the village it will be a big surprise.
The people think it's all a joke, the minister's telling lies.
But we will get the laugh at them as sure as I’m alive.
For there yet may be a christening yet before I’m 95. CHORUS